There are frozen pizzas—and then there’s PORTA. A Roman-style masterpiece that somehow turns ten minutes and a hot oven into a full-blown Italian experience, without needing a passport, a reservation, …
Bringing Rome to Your Freezer, One Pizza at a Time Read More
Ah, pool maintenance. The soothing act of pretending you understand water chemistry while tossing in chemicals like you’re seasoning a pot of chili. Add a little pH Up here, sprinkle …
Cool Pool Tech That Almost Made Me Trust Science Again Read More
I recently found myself holding a can of something called, which sounds less like a cocktail and more like a reward for a Labrador retriever who has just learned how …
How to Drink Like a Responsible Golden Retriever Read More
I recently got my hands (and my arteries) on The Sausage Guy’s Ballpark Grill Box, known affectionately—or threateningly—as the “Third Base” package. For the uninitiated, this is a 9.45-pound commitment …
Third Base Tastes Like Pork and Victory Read More
There’s something almost poetic about a company formed by “tech enthusiasts” in Southern California. Picture it: sun-soaked dreamers, sipping cold brew, nodding solemnly over the shared belief that consumer electronics …
Aluratek Wants to Power Your Life, One Cable-Less Miracle at a Time Read More
If you’re like me, your idea of yard care involves wistfully watching your neighbor do it. At the same time, you sip a cold drink from the safety of your …
Sunday Products That Kill Bugs (and Maybe Also Guilt) Read More
I’ll admit it—I’m a sucker for anything that promises to be “homemade” while coming from a jar that’s never met my stove. So when Rao’s New Homemade Sauces entered the …
Rao’s New Homemade Sauces Prove That Fancy Cheese and Lemon Can Absolutely Confuse a Tuesday Dinner Read More
Certain things in life demand reverence: a sunrise, a perfectly timed parking spot, and now apparently… a bacon strip that’s thick enough to moonlight as a doorstop. Meet Coleman All …
Coleman All Natural Meats and the Bacon Strip That Thinks It’s a Steak Read More
I’ve eaten a lot of protein snacks in my day. Some tasted like drywall with a gym membership. Others were one bite away from sending me into existential despair. And …
Scott’s Protein Balls Review: Grown-Up Snacks That Think They’re Dessert Read More
I’ll admit it—I’m a creamy peanut butter loyalist. Have been for years. Team Smooth, ride or die. So imagine my sheer confusion when I opened a jar of and… didn’t …
The Surprisingly Emotional Rollercoaster of Justin’s Crunchy Classic Peanut Butter Read More
In my ongoing quest to save the planet one bite at a time (while still eating like someone who has taste buds), I stumbled across Nasoya’s Plantspired line. Spoiler: …
Nasoya Plantspired Review Read More
Let me say this: if your idea of breakfast is whatever’s left of your kid’s granola bar and a cold sip of yesterday’s coffee, Bob’s Red Mill is here to …
Bob’s Red Mill Overnight Protein Oats Are Here to Judge Your Morning Routine Read More
There are two types of people in this world: those who plan for back-to-school shopping in July, and those who realize their kid has no pencils at 7:58 AM on …
Smiles, Stationery, and Sarcasm: A Back-to-School Emotional Rollercoaster Read More
I’m not saying I expected much from a protein bar named David—a name that sounds less like a snack and more like someone who borrowed your weed whacker six months …
David Protein Bars: Because Apparently You Can Have Your Protein and Eat Cake Too Read More
There are energy bars. There are protein shakes. And then there are ModBalls—the overachieving, 100-calorie spheres of virtue that promise to fuel you through airport security lines, child-rearing marathons, and …
ModBalls Are What Happen When Trail Mix Gets Ambitious Read More
There are moments in life when you realize you’ve made a mistake. Buying white pants during marinara season. Believing you could “just watch one episode.” And, in my case, thinking …
I Tried Blue Bunny Load’d Sundaes and Now I Understand Why Self-Control is a Myth Read More
Let’s get something straight: if you’ve ever attempted to wrangle yourself into formalwear without the proper undergarment armor, you know what true chaos feels like. Zippers rebel, thighs feud, and …
When Your Underwear Works Harder Than You Read More
Let’s talk about the earbuds that showed up just when I was about to duct tape AirPods to my ears for the sixth time in a week. Sennheiser decided that …
Sennheiser Accentum Open Wireless Earbuds Prove I Wasn’t Born to Suffer in Silence Read More
It began, as all great love stories do, in the refrigerated aisle. There it was, taunting me with its aggressively casual name and aggressively more casual packaging. So, I grabbed …
My Deeply Complicated Relationship with Bitchin’ Sauce Read More
I spent last week sprint‑walking after my four‑year‑old (the one who thinks sidewalks are “optional”) while auditioning two radically different kicks: the trail‑happy NORTIV 8 Women’s Lightweight Outdoor Sneakers and …
Tread and Twirl in Style Read More