Let’s talk about COPS Doughnuts. Because what the world needed was another donut shop. But hold on—this one’s different. No, really. Instead of your standard, face-sized, regret-inducing, sugar-laden monstrosity, COPS serves up tiny, poppable donuts that might not completely derail your diet if you have even a modicum of self-control. Spoiler: You won’t have self-control.
Located at 10 Morton St, New York, NY 10014, COPS is the first U.S. location of this Toronto-based brand, founded by an Australian (because when you think of donuts, you naturally think of Australia). Their approach is refreshingly straightforward: simple store, simple menu, and a box of donuts that’s suspiciously reminiscent of a particular fast-food chain’s Munchkins—but, you know, elevated.
Here’s the deal: You don’t just get one donut. You get a box. Because these aren’t solo mission donuts; they’re team players. You can order anywhere from six to 600, depending on whether you’re indulging in a light snack or catering to an entire police precinct. And since they’re fresh to order with specialty glazes, you’re guaranteed a warm, slightly dangerous level of deliciousness.
The weekly feature when I visited was chocolate malt. And I’ll admit, I was skeptical—because not every donut needs to be reinvented. But this one? It worked. The glaze wasn’t sickeningly sweet, and the donut was soft and chewy. You could theoretically stop at one at around 60 calories per donut. Theoretically.
What I appreciate about COPS is that they don’t try to overwhelm you with a 30-page menu of options. You walk in, get your box, and go on your merry way—probably eating half the box before you even get home. It’s efficient. It’s effective. And it’s alarmingly addictive.
So, is it worth checking out? If you enjoy delicious, tiny donuts that disappear faster than your self-restraint, then absolutely. Just be warned: You might go in for a half-dozen and leave questioning all your life choices.