Food

I have long suspected that most bottled iced teas were brewed in the same magical cauldron that also produces mystery meat and budget airline coffee. You know the taste—something vaguely …

There are a few things in life I trust: my GPS, coffee before 9 a.m., and food that doesn’t require me to do actual cooking. Enter SUMM! — a brand …

There are frozen pizzas—and then there’s PORTA. A Roman-style masterpiece that somehow turns ten minutes and a hot oven into a full-blown Italian experience, without needing a passport, a reservation, …

I recently got my hands (and my arteries) on The Sausage Guy’s Ballpark Grill Box, known affectionately—or threateningly—as the “Third Base” package. For the uninitiated, this is a 9.45-pound commitment …

I’ll admit it—I’m a sucker for anything that promises to be “homemade” while coming from a jar that’s never met my stove. So when Rao’s New Homemade Sauces entered the …

Certain things in life demand reverence: a sunrise, a perfectly timed parking spot, and now apparently… a bacon strip that’s thick enough to moonlight as a doorstop. Meet Coleman All …

I’ve eaten a lot of protein snacks in my day. Some tasted like drywall with a gym membership. Others were one bite away from sending me into existential despair. And …

I’ll admit it—I’m a creamy peanut butter loyalist. Have been for years. Team Smooth, ride or die. So imagine my sheer confusion when I opened a jar of and… didn’t …

  In my ongoing quest to save the planet one bite at a time (while still eating like someone who has taste buds), I stumbled across Nasoya’s Plantspired line. Spoiler: …

Let me say this: if your idea of breakfast is whatever’s left of your kid’s granola bar and a cold sip of yesterday’s coffee, Bob’s Red Mill is here to …

I’m not saying I expected much from a protein bar named David—a name that sounds less like a snack and more like someone who borrowed your weed whacker six months …

There are energy bars. There are protein shakes. And then there are ModBalls—the overachieving, 100-calorie spheres of virtue that promise to fuel you through airport security lines, child-rearing marathons, and …

There are moments in life when you realize you’ve made a mistake. Buying white pants during marinara season. Believing you could “just watch one episode.” And, in my case, thinking …

It began, as all great love stories do, in the refrigerated aisle. There it was, taunting me with its aggressively casual name and aggressively more casual packaging. So, I grabbed …

For those of us who have spent an unreasonable portion of our adult lives standing in lines longer than the waitlist for Taylor Swift tickets—to snag a paper cup of …

Here’s the thing: I’ve met a lot of overachievers in my life. People who run marathons before breakfast. Parents who make Pinterest-worthy school lunches with carrot flowers and motivational sandwich …

I’ve always believed the phrase “You are what you eat” is a thinly veiled threat, which is exactly why I’m picky about the oil that ends up in my frying pan. …