You know how every “home fragrance solution” promises to fill your space with the delicate aroma of a spa in Bali, but instead fills your floor with scented oil stains …
Scentair Infused Reeds That Don’t Require an Engineering Degree to Use Read More
I have long suspected that most bottled iced teas were brewed in the same magical cauldron that also produces mystery meat and budget airline coffee. You know the taste—something vaguely …
Pure Leaf Iced Tea and the Radical Concept of Actual Tea Read More
There are a few things in life I trust: my GPS, coffee before 9 a.m., and food that doesn’t require me to do actual cooking. Enter SUMM! — a brand …
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There are frozen pizzas—and then there’s PORTA. A Roman-style masterpiece that somehow turns ten minutes and a hot oven into a full-blown Italian experience, without needing a passport, a reservation, …
Bringing Rome to Your Freezer, One Pizza at a Time Read More
Ah, pool maintenance. The soothing act of pretending you understand water chemistry while tossing in chemicals like you’re seasoning a pot of chili. Add a little pH Up here, sprinkle …
Cool Pool Tech That Almost Made Me Trust Science Again Read More
I recently found myself holding a can of something called, which sounds less like a cocktail and more like a reward for a Labrador retriever who has just learned how …
How to Drink Like a Responsible Golden Retriever Read More
I recently got my hands (and my arteries) on The Sausage Guy’s Ballpark Grill Box, known affectionately—or threateningly—as the “Third Base” package. For the uninitiated, this is a 9.45-pound commitment …
Third Base Tastes Like Pork and Victory Read More
There’s something almost poetic about a company formed by “tech enthusiasts” in Southern California. Picture it: sun-soaked dreamers, sipping cold brew, nodding solemnly over the shared belief that consumer electronics …
Aluratek Wants to Power Your Life, One Cable-Less Miracle at a Time Read More
If you’re like me, your idea of yard care involves wistfully watching your neighbor do it. At the same time, you sip a cold drink from the safety of your …
Sunday Products That Kill Bugs (and Maybe Also Guilt) Read More
I’ll admit it—I’m a sucker for anything that promises to be “homemade” while coming from a jar that’s never met my stove. So when Rao’s New Homemade Sauces entered the …
Rao’s New Homemade Sauces Prove That Fancy Cheese and Lemon Can Absolutely Confuse a Tuesday Dinner Read More
Certain things in life demand reverence: a sunrise, a perfectly timed parking spot, and now apparently… a bacon strip that’s thick enough to moonlight as a doorstop. Meet Coleman All …
Coleman All Natural Meats and the Bacon Strip That Thinks It’s a Steak Read More
I’ve eaten a lot of protein snacks in my day. Some tasted like drywall with a gym membership. Others were one bite away from sending me into existential despair. And …
Scott’s Protein Balls Review: Grown-Up Snacks That Think They’re Dessert Read More
I’ll admit it—I’m a creamy peanut butter loyalist. Have been for years. Team Smooth, ride or die. So imagine my sheer confusion when I opened a jar of and… didn’t …
The Surprisingly Emotional Rollercoaster of Justin’s Crunchy Classic Peanut Butter Read More
In my ongoing quest to save the planet one bite at a time (while still eating like someone who has taste buds), I stumbled across Nasoya’s Plantspired line. Spoiler: …
Nasoya Plantspired Review Read More
We recently had the absolute pleasure of seeing Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Musical at the Orlando Family Stage, and let me just say—it was a total hit with …
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Musical Hits All the Right Notes at Family Stage Read More
Let me say this: if your idea of breakfast is whatever’s left of your kid’s granola bar and a cold sip of yesterday’s coffee, Bob’s Red Mill is here to …
Bob’s Red Mill Overnight Protein Oats Are Here to Judge Your Morning Routine Read More
There are two types of people in this world: those who plan for back-to-school shopping in July, and those who realize their kid has no pencils at 7:58 AM on …
Smiles, Stationery, and Sarcasm: A Back-to-School Emotional Rollercoaster Read More
I’m not saying I expected much from a protein bar named David—a name that sounds less like a snack and more like someone who borrowed your weed whacker six months …
David Protein Bars: Because Apparently You Can Have Your Protein and Eat Cake Too Read More
There are energy bars. There are protein shakes. And then there are ModBalls—the overachieving, 100-calorie spheres of virtue that promise to fuel you through airport security lines, child-rearing marathons, and …
ModBalls Are What Happen When Trail Mix Gets Ambitious Read More
There are moments in life when you realize you’ve made a mistake. Buying white pants during marinara season. Believing you could “just watch one episode.” And, in my case, thinking …
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