There are hotels and resorts, and then there’s Winvian Farm, located in Morris, Connecticut—a place so exclusive and refined that the entrance gate practically sighs in delight as it swings open to welcome you. If you’re the kind of person who thinks first-class flights just aren’t quite first-class enough, then congratulations, you’ve found your next getaway.
First Impressions: The Grand Entrance
When you arrive, you’re greeted at the door by a personal guest assistant program member who seems so delighted to see you that you briefly wonder if they’ve mistaken you for royalty. Ours was Ilaria. No, it turns out they’re just that good at their jobs. Your assistant will get you whatever you need. The level of service here isn’t just top-notch—it’s synchronized, like a well-rehearsed ballet of hospitality. Every staff member works in perfect harmony, ensuring you feel both pampered and slightly unworthy of the experience.
Accommodations: Pick Your Fantasy
Winvian isn’t just a resort—it’s a collection of themed cottages, each more elaborate than the last. Some guests make it a mission to stay in every single one. Admirable? Sure. Expensive? Undoubtedly.
We opted for the Camping Cottage because nothing says “embracing nature” quite like camping with heated floors, a steam shower, and a Nespresso machine. If roughing it means sipping espresso in front of a fireplace, then yes, we are true outdoorsmen. Other cabins include the Secret Society Cottage, with dark walls, mysterious furniture, and the undeniable sense that you might accidentally summon a ghost if you say something wrong. Or the Woodland Cottage, which brings the forest indoors—minus the inconvenience of actual wildlife.
Each cottage has high-end amenities across the board, so don’t worry—no matter which one you choose, you’ll still get the luxury that makes you question your life choices upon checkout. Oh, and there’s even a golf-themed cottage for those who like their vacations with a side of self-inflicted frustration.
Dining: Haute Cuisine in a Historic Home
The restaurant is set in an old historic house, instantly making you feel sophisticated and slightly concerned about knocking over an antique. Each dining room is intimate, and the fireplaces crackle with a warmth that makes you consider quitting your job and moving in permanently.
Dinner starts with a homemade French baguette that is so good it deserves its fan club. The meal itself? Exquisite. You know you’re in a fine-dining establishment when they present you with a specific fish fork because heaven forbid you eat your sea bass with the wrong utensil. The tablecloths, custom-made with the Winvian Farms logo, serve as a gentle reminder that you are eating in a place fancier than your entire existence.
The Spa: A Sanctuary of Relaxation
If the themed cottages and gourmet dining weren’t enough to make you feel like royalty, Winvian’s Spa certainly will. Tucked away in a serene corner of the resort, the spa offers an array of treatments designed to melt away every ounce of stress you never knew you had. From deep tissue massages to revitalizing facials, the experience is nothing short of transformative. The ambiance—the large windows and comfortable chaises—ensures that even the most high-strung guests (read: me) find themselves in a blissful state of relaxation. It’s where time ceases to exist, and honestly, that’s precisely how a spa should feel.
Extras: Because of Course There’s More
Staying at Winvian Farm is like being on a land cruise—everything you need is right there. Meals, activities, and a level of comfort make venturing outside feel wholly unnecessary. However, should you decide to explore, Winvian will lend you their Volvo (yes, really) while they charge your car. They even give you a gift certificate to grab a coffee or ice cream in town. Because if you’re staying at Winvian, you obviously can’t be expected to pay for your dessert.
Final Thoughts: Worth It? Absolutely.
Most guests stay for two or three nights, which makes sense—any longer, and you might start questioning why you have ever settled for regular life. Winvian Farm is the perfect anniversary escape, romantic getaway, or self-indulgent retreat where you can pretend, if only for a little while, that this level of luxury is just everyday life.
Would I return? Let’s say I’m already strategizing through all the themed cottages. First-class, indeed.