I recently had the pleasure (read: mild trepidation) of trying snacks from All Y’alls Foods, a brand that bills itself as a “mission-driven plant-based protein revolution.” Let’s pause for a moment to appreciate the boldness of that claim. Revolution? Bold? These are words usually reserved for tech startups or political movements, not for bagged jerky.
But hey, I’m nothing if not open-minded—especially when someone hands me a snack and a press release filled with lofty phrases like “leading the herd” and “compassionate living.” So, I dove into the world of It’s Jerky Y’all and It’s Big Crunchy Bacony Bits Y’all. (The names alone deserve their own write-up, but I digress.)
The Taste Test
First up, the jerky. The Prickly Pear Teriyaki flavor caught my eye. Or rather, it confused me. Prickly pear? I had questions. Mostly, “Why?” But to my surprise, it tasted… fine? The texture was somewhere between “authentic jerky” and “chewing on a yoga mat,” but the flavor was decent. Sweet and tangy, with just enough teriyaki to remind you that it’s supposed to taste like something. Would I serve it at a barbecue? No. Would I snack on it when no one’s looking? Probably.
Then there were the Cinnamon Churro Bacony Bits. Yes, you read that right: cinnamon churro bacon. It’s like they threw a dart at a wall of random flavors and decided, “Sure, why not?” Oddly enough, it worked—kind of. It’s crunchy, sweet, and savory in a way that confuses your palate but doesn’t outright offend it. If you’re into snacks that double as conversation starters, this one’s for you.
The Mission
All Y’alls Foods is on a mission to save animals and the planet, donating a portion of every sale to Rowdy Girl Sanctuary. Look, I’m all for compassionate eating, but the cynical part of me couldn’t help but wonder if that’s just a fancy way of saying, “Eat this, feel morally superior.” Still, I can’t fault them for their commitment—it’s hard not to admire a company that’s putting its money where its mission is.
Final Thoughts
Would I call All Y’alls Foods a “plant-powered revolution”? Let’s not get carried away. But if you’re a vegan, vegetarian, or someone who wants to snack without the existential guilt trip of eating animals, they’ve got you covered. Just don’t expect to be blown away unless your idea of bold flavors is “pleasantly unusual.”
For the curious, you can find more about their snacks here. I’d recommend starting with the jerky—it’s an experience, if nothing else.
In the end, All Y’alls Foods is like that quirky friend who shows up to the party with an acoustic guitar: you don’t quite get them, but you’re oddly glad they’re there.