I’ve always dreamed of a world where chocolate wouldn’t leave me with the guilt of eating, well, chocolate. Enter WHIMS Delights—a brand apparently on a heroic quest to save America …
WHIMS Delights Prove Guilt-Free Chocolate Isn’t a Myth Read More
I’ve reached the point in my adult life where a balanced meal is whatever I can throw into an air fryer in under 12 minutes. Enter TAST!EZ Snacks, the frozen …
TAST!EZ Snacks That Make You Rethink Dinner Read More
There are a lot of things I expect from a bagel: roundness, chewiness, and the ability to hold an irresponsible amount of cream cheese without falling apart. What I don’t …
Thomas’ High Protein Bagels That Think They’re Better Than Me Read More
There’s a special kind of joy that comes from eating something that pretends to be healthy while still scratching the same itch as a potato chip. Enter Good Health Veggie …
Good Health Veggie Snacks The Chips That Want You to Believe They’re a Salad Read More
I’ve seen plenty of “pizza-flavored” chips before, but none quite like this. Doughbrik’s Wavers are a true mashup—part pizza, part potato cracker, all attitude. It’s like someone took that late-night …
Doughbrik’s Wavers: Pizza Meets Potato Cracker Read More
I have long suspected that most bottled iced teas were brewed in the same magical cauldron that also produces mystery meat and budget airline coffee. You know the taste—something vaguely …
Pure Leaf Iced Tea and the Radical Concept of Actual Tea Read More
There are a few things in life I trust: my GPS, coffee before 9 a.m., and food that doesn’t require me to do actual cooking. Enter SUMM! — a brand …
Spring Roll With It Read More
There are frozen pizzas—and then there’s PORTA. A Roman-style masterpiece that somehow turns ten minutes and a hot oven into a full-blown Italian experience, without needing a passport, a reservation, …
Bringing Rome to Your Freezer, One Pizza at a Time Read More
I recently got my hands (and my arteries) on The Sausage Guy’s Ballpark Grill Box, known affectionately—or threateningly—as the “Third Base” package. For the uninitiated, this is a 9.45-pound commitment …
Third Base Tastes Like Pork and Victory Read More
I’ll admit it—I’m a sucker for anything that promises to be “homemade” while coming from a jar that’s never met my stove. So when Rao’s New Homemade Sauces entered the …
Rao’s New Homemade Sauces Prove That Fancy Cheese and Lemon Can Absolutely Confuse a Tuesday Dinner Read More
Certain things in life demand reverence: a sunrise, a perfectly timed parking spot, and now apparently… a bacon strip that’s thick enough to moonlight as a doorstop. Meet Coleman All …
Coleman All Natural Meats and the Bacon Strip That Thinks It’s a Steak Read More
I’ve eaten a lot of protein snacks in my day. Some tasted like drywall with a gym membership. Others were one bite away from sending me into existential despair. And …
Scott’s Protein Balls Review: Grown-Up Snacks That Think They’re Dessert Read More
I’ll admit it—I’m a creamy peanut butter loyalist. Have been for years. Team Smooth, ride or die. So imagine my sheer confusion when I opened a jar of and… didn’t …
The Surprisingly Emotional Rollercoaster of Justin’s Crunchy Classic Peanut Butter Read More
In my ongoing quest to save the planet one bite at a time (while still eating like someone who has taste buds), I stumbled across Nasoya’s Plantspired line. Spoiler: …
Nasoya Plantspired Review Read More
Let me say this: if your idea of breakfast is whatever’s left of your kid’s granola bar and a cold sip of yesterday’s coffee, Bob’s Red Mill is here to …
Bob’s Red Mill Overnight Protein Oats Are Here to Judge Your Morning Routine Read More
I’m not saying I expected much from a protein bar named David—a name that sounds less like a snack and more like someone who borrowed your weed whacker six months …
David Protein Bars: Because Apparently You Can Have Your Protein and Eat Cake Too Read More
There are energy bars. There are protein shakes. And then there are ModBalls—the overachieving, 100-calorie spheres of virtue that promise to fuel you through airport security lines, child-rearing marathons, and …
ModBalls Are What Happen When Trail Mix Gets Ambitious Read More
There are moments in life when you realize you’ve made a mistake. Buying white pants during marinara season. Believing you could “just watch one episode.” And, in my case, thinking …
I Tried Blue Bunny Load’d Sundaes and Now I Understand Why Self-Control is a Myth Read More
It began, as all great love stories do, in the refrigerated aisle. There it was, taunting me with its aggressively casual name and aggressively more casual packaging. So, I grabbed …
My Deeply Complicated Relationship with Bitchin’ Sauce Read More
For those of us who have spent an unreasonable portion of our adult lives standing in lines longer than the waitlist for Taylor Swift tickets—to snag a paper cup of …
Dole Whip Is Loose in the Wild Now and No One Is Safe Read More