Otis Spunkmeyer – No Funky Stuff

otisOkay, it’s really adorable that my kid wants to be healthy but frankly it’s starting to piss me off. I mean she won’t eat anything artificial, no added sugar… yeah it’s great.  But you try finding food so easily.

Now Otis Spunkmeyer’s products have a “No Funky Stuff” guarantee. No, they’re not referring to the great Funk music craze of the 1970s. They’re stuff is now made without artificial flavors or colors, high-fructose corn syrup or partially hydrogenated oils.

I honestly can’t track that stuff… nor do I care. What I DO care about is I ate cookies. I ate half of my kids cookies because I finally could get cookies in the house. Cookies are good.

I are the Mini Cupcakes… I was happy.

They even have this thing called “Creme Cakes” which is like basically a healthier (relatively speaking) version of a Twinkie. No, this one probably won’t survive nuclear attack, but that said. I ate it!
So in summary, I ordered food… I ate the food and took it from my kid under the guise that it had none of the funky stuff.  I’m happy.

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