Basically this is what I do every Black Friday. I jump on my computer, I wear my fluffiest pajamas and order so much stuff my husband is terrified. Amazon is great for finding the strangest Black Friday specials and I love sometimes just buying a weird present. Plus free returns with Prime so I can live if I screw up.
These deals are discounted as of the time of this writing. I’m just left wondering WHY are they being promoted by Amazon for Black Friday Specials.
- 1. Tongue Scraper
Who doesn’t love the joy of a good scraped tongue? But as a present I’m concerned that it would give across the wrong message. File this under Black Friday specials
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- 2. A shiatsu massage… I mean on the surface it looks cute, but then when I think further, well I have a high worry that it’s going to strangle me.
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- 3. My cat’s don’t deserve this. Secondly it only holds 30lbs and my two cats collectively will crush this. In fact, I’m buying this just to watch them fall. Kidding!
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- 4. Do you ever wish you could buy a rug that looks like you’ve slaughtered your enemies?
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- 5. A burrito or pie blanket. You get your choice. Why would you want this? Damned if I know. But in fact this one, is one I feel like I strongly need to order.
